Now and then, the people come up to me and ask, "SJG! When you gonna write that book?" This question generates numerous reactions, ranging from casual weeping to utter and complete despair. Do they not understand how many books I've attempted to write? Find me a writer who hasn't written a book and I'll eat my yarmulke. I haven't given up the dream, not yet, anyhow. Why? I'll tell you why. Because you never know, you know. So here are some potential titles for my next attempt at greatness. Please weigh in on which titles scream Bestseller or Bargain Bin:
"Constant Cleavage: The Search Continues"
"Oh, Eff That: The SJG's Book of Intolerance"
"Bitch, Please: The SJG's Anti-Aging Tips"
"Better You Than Me"
"I Know You Are, But What Am I?"
"Leave and Never Darken My Towels Again"
"When The SJG Met Sir Blakey: A Love Story"
"An Oy Vey A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"
"Oy vey, I'm stuck."
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