Double Date

(Sherman Oaks) As speculation about their 39th wedding anniversary in August continues -- will the SJG still fit into her wedding dress for the televised recreation? -- the Globally-Renowned Blogger/Neurosis Expert and her longtime hubby were spotted co-navigating a shopping cart during "date night." The lovebirds were snapped inside exclusive American Express-cardholders-only hot spot Gelson's, taking in the Humphrey's Yogurt mini-shop that popped up inside the market a few years back. "We'd like our chuppah made out of chocolate vanilla swirl," the SJG told the yogurt server. "With extra sprinkles." "She's kidding," her longtime hubby interjected. "It'll melt." "It won't melt; it's frozen." At which point the SJG's devoted spouse, casually dressed in black pants, a tight black tank top and a leopard print jacket, steered the cart toward frozen foods, in search of his favorite raspberry beret. Sorry, make that raspberry sorbet. "Wait up," yelled the SJG, dressed in a vegan romper and gluten-free Jimmy Choos. "I've got a better idea. How about a Kale Chuppah? It'll make a nice ceremonial canopy and later, we'll repurpose it as a salad." "I can't wait to hear what you've got planned for the 40th."