Tuesday, June 8, 2021

The Newly-Revised Dress Code

"Dinner!"

After much deliberation and legal counsel, the Upstairs Management of the SJG Palatial Estate has decided to up its game and revise its long-standing Dress Code. Just this morning, the team informed all occupants to, "Dress for the occasion, or face the consequences. Pretend you're going somewhere, even if you're not, which, knowing you, is generally the case." The list of intolerable attire includes: Drawstring daywear, denim nightwear, infamous footwear, wrong-headed hatwear, inside-out shirtwear, and offensive sockwear. After 4 p.m., formalwear is now mandatory. All occupants, vaccinated visitors and canines must abide by the rules or face immediate expulsion. Children under two are exempt. Thank you for your cooperation. 
"What part of 'bring up the sleeves' didn't you hear?" 

1 comment:

  1. Greetings, Upstairs Management of the SJG Palatial Estate. I appreciate your consideration in amending the dress code! I look forward to seeing these changes implemented soon! It is a testament to how much we care about our customers that we are willing to change to provide them with a better experience. Customer service is very important, and we insist on this to the students of design colleges in Chennai.

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