Harsh!

"How much will it cost to make her stop dancing?"

The reviews of last night's Emmys are in, and they're a little harsh: "How the Short Jewish Booty Shaker managed to distract host Neil Patrick Harris long enough to storm the stage and perform her so-called 'best' Bar Mitzvah Party dance moves is still under investigation. Audience members stared in disbelief as the SJG twerked the hora to the musical stylings of Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby Got Back.'  Thankfully, security hauled her away mid-twerk, and barred her from the Nokia for life.  Chances of a repeat SJG epic shanda next year are slim, according to sources, 'although we can't make any promises.  She's a sneaky one, that SJG.  Once she wants to dance, there's no stopping her.  Next time, we'll have an extra large SJG Tranquilizer on hand, just in case."