Well, That Explains It

The entertainment is here!

This morning's early morning call from my dad:
"Can you hear me?"
"Yes."
"Do I have to go anywhere today?"
"No."
"So I don't have to leave the house?"
"No, Daddy."
"Thank God."
"Are you okay?"
"Not really."
"What's wrong?"
"Everything is so eff'd up in this establishment."
"You can say that again."
"When are you coming?"
"In a few hours."
"Okay.  So I can just sit here and do what?"
"Relax."
"I don't have to do anything?"
"No."
"Thank God."
"Love you, Daddy."
"Love you."
An improvement over yesterday's early morning call about constipation.