Scrambled Green Eggs

Ham and Eggs, 
I'll Never see, 
They are not KOSHER, 
So let me be! 

I will not eat green eggs and ham. 
I will not eat them, Sam-I-am. 
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit. 
Or I will try them with some brisket. 

I'll eat green eggs in a box. 
If you serve them with some lox. 
And those green eggs are worth a try 
Scrambled up in matzoh brie! 

And in a boat upon the river, 
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver! 
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan, 
But troubled by green eggs and ham, 

Let your friends in on the scoop: 
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!

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