(Sherman Oaks) After consulting with her highly-paid media consultants, the Short Jewish Gal has reversed her earlier decision to live blog during her colonoscopy Monday morning. "My people thought it was a terrible idea," the SJG said in a phone interview. "They know my tolerance for pain is pretty low, and thought I should be heavily sedated during the procedure. Plus, I tend to scream during medical events when I'm awake. I refer you to all dental visits and both times I gave birth. So, I hate to disappoint the legions of fans who were looking forward to my live colonoscopy-inspired Yiddish curses, expletives and angry-faced emoticons, but let's face it, the idea was a big crap shoot, anyway."
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