Things I Know About Monday

1. Monday is the first day of the rest of your week.
2. Whatever you don't do on Monday, you can do on Tuesday.
3. Don't ever weigh yourself on Monday.
4. Weekend mistakes don't evaporate by Monday.
5. Monday you can find me at Gelson's.
6. No one ever falls in love on Monday.
7. People who like Monday are not related to me.
8. Monday is a bad day to dangle your participles.
9. On Monday, the doctor calls in sick.
10. No one does a mitzvah on Monday.