Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Starr

Tinkle, tinkle, little Starr, 
How I wonder where you are.

Up upon the throne I wait,
I can't seem to urinate. 

When the tinkle will not come,

I sit here and feel so dumb.
I attempt to fill the cup. 
Tinkle, tinkle, what is up? 

Then the nurse says don't despair, 
Shut your eyes, say a prayer.
You'll know when you have to go,
Think good thoughts and make it so.

In the bathroom I try hard,
But there's nothing to discard.
Normally I pee a lot,
Now I can't advance the plot.

I'm so sorry, I can't pee. 
No more of this wait and see.
I'll come back another day,
Or I'll send my protege.

Tinkle, tinkle, little Starr, 
How I wonder where you are. 
Up upon the throne I wait,

I can't seem to urinte.

Tinkle, tinkle, little Starr, 
How I wonder where you are. 
How I wonder where you are.

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