Spread The Gelt

This just in: The Short Jewish Gal will raise funds for Spread the Gelt, a worldwide charity that delivers chocolate coins to all the good boys and girls in time for Hanukkah, by auctioning herself. The winning bidder will meet the famed blogger at the Dec. 6 premiere of her new film, The Year of Kvetching, and be chauffeured via SUV to Temple Hamotzi for an after-party of challah and Manischewitz. Note to the winner: don't worry if you freak out meeting the Short Jewish Gal. She's experienced some awestruck moments of her own meeting her idols. "I'm still not over the time I met Mickey Mouse. I kept talking to him and all he did was wave. I was hoping we'd make a better connection," the SJG told PEOPLE. To make a bid in the auction, which ends Wednesday at midnight, contact your local chapter of Spread the Gelt right now, if not sooner. A chance to hang with the SJG, and learn the hip-hop hora? You should be so lucky.