Enclosed is enough Hanukkah gelt to pay for your new sewer line. If you hadn't been in such a hurry, we might've had the thing gift wrapped. Your mother and I have always believed that Hanukkah gifts, particularly for adults, should be useful, not luxurious. I'm sure you realize how fortunate you are, considering how few people receive a new sewer line for Hanukkah. We hope that every time you flush, you'll think of us. Lots of love to the grandchildren we rarely get to see, even though we're just a short four-hour flight away.
Trying To Stay Warm,
Dad & Mother
P.S. You're welcome.
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