We wanted to remind you that it's almost your birthday. Selfless gal that you are, we figure you're way too focused on everyone else in your life to remember the exact day you were born. Plus, let's face it, you're getting up there in years and your memory isn't what it used to be. And then there's the whole issue of whether the world will even exist on your birthday. Relax. According to a special algorithm our founder, the guy with the bad hair cut, dreamed up one night after eating a magic bagel, our swiftly melting planet will still be here on January 16. Yay! As for February, he'll get back to us. Meanwhile, it's never too soon to pick a charity and guilt your many Facebook friends into donating in honor of your Miracle Oldsmobile Birth. Maybe someone will raise a cyber hand and say, "I pledge a thousand dollars." Maybe not. Either way, we'd love to kickstart your philanthropic mission with a nice contribution, but who're we kidding, we'd go broke if we did that for our gazillions of members. Just know we're kvelling over you daily from our eco-friendly castle in Silicon Valley, and keeping track of how much gelt your cause inspires. What makes you look good makes us look good.
Happy Everything,
Hellody Facebook,
Wow. Thanks so much for the birthday fundraising reminder. I'm touched. I'll be sure to ask my 562 close personal FB friends who haven't been hit up for a donation in at least two minutes, to raise challah for my favorite cause, which happens to be Me. You heard me. Me. The care and maintenance of the SJG keeps going up yearly. Insurance doesn't cover everything, you know.Hugs,
The SJG
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