If Abe Lincoln Had A Jewish Mother

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again with that hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

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BILL CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Well, at least she was a nice Jewish girl."
GLEN BECK'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Write on the blackboard,'I will never speak out loud again,' a hundred times."
HILLARY CLINTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Learn to forgive but never forget. Things will blow over."
(anonymous Jewish humor I can't take credit for)