The evidence is in. The way to be happy is to do the exact opposite of what I do. Follow these simple rules and you're good. Do what I do (overthink, obsess, linger in the past, rinse and repeat) and you may as well pack it in. But as long as you don't let your mind wander into dark terrain; as long as you don't dwell on the negative (this sucks, that sucks, what doesn't suck?); as long as you contemplate your pipik for five to ten minutes daily(breathe out, breathe in, ommmmm); as long as you don't multi-task (kibbitz, text, polka, reupholster, juggle, simultaneously) you'll be so much happier than the SJG. So listen to me, peeps. Live in the moment. Stay put. Don't trespass. Don't mosey off into your unhappy place. Don't do what I do. Do the exact opposite, and you'll be fine.
I wonder if theres some Jewish biological imperative at work.
ReplyDeleteIt's a conspiracy!
ReplyDeleteI'm reupholstering my pipik as we speak. Wait, we weren't speaking. Where am I?
ReplyDeleteCorduroy makes a lovely pipik covering.
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