Thursday, November 18, 2010

Where Did I Go Wrong?

At dinner, I mention that Eva Longoria just dumped Tony Parker's ass for cheating.  The employed son reflects on this turn of events, as only he can:  "It makes no sense that these guys are married.  They're in a different @#$%'n city every night and they're famous and rich.  If I were in the NBA, I'd live it up from my 20s to my 30s, then once I retired, I'd settle down."  I'm so glad we cleared that up.
Posted by Carol Starr Schneider at 9:11 AM

3 comments:

  1. HarryNovember 18, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    Rumor has it Eva likes nice Jewish boys.

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  2. Carol Starr SchneiderNovember 18, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Thanks, Harry, I'll pass that along.

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  3. JOHNNovember 19, 2010 at 7:47 AM

    Shocking news about a Hollywood Lovenest broken apart from scandal.
    No wait... This always happens.
    Never mind.

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