"You used that line yesterday. Order denied. Next guest!" -- Barista
"I'll take a short Jewish gal." -- Offspring Enabler
"Remind me what that is again?" -- Barista
"An un-tall iced coffee with room for disappointment." -- Frequent Kvetcher
"You want that sweetened?" -- Barista
"I'd prefer a teaspoon of guilt." -- Cognitive Therapy Drop-Out
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