This morning, I nearly over-bageled an egg bagel. Had it not been for the SJG Burnt Bagel Detector I recently installed in my toaster oven, breakfast would've been ruined not just for myself, but also for the man I married on a whim, 36 years ago.
Thank you,
Still Wed in Waco
Dear Waco,
You still owe me money for the afore-mentioned invention. Don't make me come to Waco and collect it.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
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