Ten Things You Don't Need To Know Today

1.  It's not even 8 a.m. and I'm on my second cup of coffee.
2.  The universe is tired of expanding.
3.  I'm thinking I might eat some toast.
4.  Then, again, maybe a bialy.
5.  I'm feeling bad about my lawn again.
6.  Congress is poised to scrutinize the SJG, as details of another career mishap are made public.
7.  Why the "new you" isn't any better than the "old you."
8.  The SJG will represent herself today at Gelson's.
9.   It'll be the SJG versus the SJG in the SJG Olympic Impatience Finals.
10.  I may take a nap later.