"Morning, honey. We're on Storm Watch. It's raining upstairs."
"Upstairs? That's not good."
"I meant up north."
"I thought so."
"I'm a little tired. The raccoon repeller went off last night."
"I didn't hear it."
"I did. It went BEEP. Did it work?"
"Yep. It scared that little mutha-effer away."
"Then it was totally worth my personal sleep deprivation."
What!!??! You have a raccoon repeller? Is that a thing? Enjoy the rain.
ReplyDeleteYes, it's a thing. A big thing! Howie has tried everything to get those suckers to stop destroying our new sod!
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