The SJG Hanukkah Harmonizers

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The Short Jewish Gal Hanukkah Harmonizers will perform in the parking lot of Gelson's this evening to celebrate the first night of you-know-what. Brisket-shoppers and Prius-owners will be treated to an upbeat medley of such holiday classics as "Gimme Latkes," "Stop In The Name of Hanukkah," "Hey, Judah," "You Can Leave Your Yarmulke On," and "Your Gelt Keeps Lifting Me Higher." So come, bring your dreidels, your menorahs, your gifts for the SJG, and let's get crazy.  Or stay home and watch the televised special. Either way, as my favorite rabbi used to say, "Happy Hanukkah, Bitches!"

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