SJG Hanukkah Wish List

Hey, you. Only a few more shopping days till the first night of Hanukkah. So by now, you're asking yourself, what should I get the SJG? She's such a giver. Every stinking day, all she does is give and give. And give some more. If anyone deserves something sparkly, not to mention expensive, it's the Silliest Blogger of Sherman Oaks.

Well, relax. I'm going to make it easy for you. Here's my Wish List. Get busy. I'm so ready to receive:
1. A matching pair of mazel tovs.
2. A nice helping of nachas.
3. A largesse of l'chaim.
4. A shipment of shalom.
5. A kiosk of kvell-o-rama.