Answer: It's 100 percent justified.
2. How much do you weigh?
Answer: Some days more, some days less.
3. Why do celebrities look that good?
Answer: God forbid they should look bad.
4. Would you feel safe in a driverless car?
4. Would you feel safe in a driverless car?
Answer: Have you met me? No.
5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Answer: Plenty wood. But please, let him chuck elsewhere. My fence is already falling apart.
6. If you were running for president, what would your platform be?
Answer: "Free kugel for everyone!"
7. What's it like to be a famous international blogger?
Answer: It's better than a kick in the head.
8. Is it true that in a previous life, you were taller?
Answer: With my luck, I was shorter.
9. Did you take your silly pill today?
9. Did you take your silly pill today?
Answer: I doubled the dosage.
10. Will you visit the moon when flights become available?
Answer: Have you met me? No.
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