If You Lie Down With Dogs...

...You will get up early. 

This morning's conversation, starting at 5 a.m.:
"No, Blakey."
"Blakey, no."
"Sleep, Blakey."
"Blakey, sleep!"
"Too early, Blakey."
"Shush, Blakey."
"Blakey, shush."
"Sleep time."
"Stop jumping on Daddy."
"Okay, let's go, Blakey, it's 6 o'clock."
"It is?"
"Oh @#$%! It's 5 o'clock."
"Not yet, Blakey."
"Blakey, not yet."
"Sleep, Blakey."
"Blakey, sleep!"
"He wants to go out."
"Not yet, Blakey."
"Blakey, not yet."
"No whining, Blakey."
"Blakey, no whining."
"Oh, @#$% it. Let's go, Blakey."
"But it's still dark."
"It's fine."
"It's too early."
"Not to him."