On This Day

On this day 25 years ago, the SJG did the following:
a. Begged for drugs
b. Cried in pain
c. Kvelled with relief
d. All of the above

On this day 25 years ago, the SJG screamed the following:
a. "@#$%!" "@#$%!" @#$%!"
b. "Sh*t that hurts!"
c. "Get this thing out of me now!"
d. All of the above

On this day 25 years ago, the SJG delivered the following:
a. A future soccer fan
b. A future basketball fan
c. A future rapper
d. All of the above

On this day 25 years ago, the SJG gave birth to the following:
a. A wonderful human
b. A hilarious mensch
c. A bundle of Jewish joy
d. This naked guy on the left.

The youngest and the eldest, who bring me such naches,

as opposed to nachos, which they've never brought me, 

not even once.