It's About Time

"Tantala's Time Travel Agency. What time would you like to visit?"
"A nice time, where things were nice."
"Could you be more specific, please?"
"A simpler time."
"Go on."
"A time before Twitter."
"The '90s?"
"I'm thinking simpler."
"The '80's?"
"Shoulder pads? Pass."
"The '70s?"
"Bell bottoms? No."
"The '60s?"
"A little too turbulent."
"The 50s?"
"A little too rigid."
"The 40s?"
"Great music. But a world war. Next."
"The '30s?"
"Too much Depression."
"Are you sure you want to go back in time,  ma'am?"
"Well, I sure as hell don't want to go forward."