I'm invited to a swanky-ass New Year's Eve party with people who think they're better than me. When is the right time to announce that actually, I'm much better than them?
Thanks,
Myrtle of Monrovia
Dear Myrtle,
A group text before the party should get things off to a fun start.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
I'm invited to my neighbor's Nudist New Year's Eve party. I can't figure out what to wear. Any suggestions?
Thanks,
Burt of Burbank
Dear Burt,
Nothing comes to mind.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
"Did someone say party?"
Dear SJG,I'm not invited to any New Year's Eve parties this year. Is it okay to go door to door till I find a party my pet snake Sheldon would like to attend?
Thanks,
Sheldon's Mommy
Dear Sheldon's Mommy,
Go for it. And make sure Sheldon gives the host a goodnight hiss at midnight.
You're Welcome,
The SJG
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