Titanic II
The exciting news that Blue Star Lines plans to "replicate and elevate" the Titanic experience without all that tragedy from 1912, spend gazillions, set sail in 2022 from Dubai and follow the exact same route as the original voyage, triggered which of the following responses from your humble blogger?
1. Talk about rearranging the deck chairs.
2. This cruise has my name on it.
3. Talk about a sinking feeling.
4. I better start packing.
5. Talk about tempting fate.
What could possibly go wrong?
2. This cruise has my name on it.
3. Talk about a sinking feeling.
4. I better start packing.
5. Talk about tempting fate.
Does this dress come in my size?
Someone needs a tax loss. Why would you want to take a cruise with folks who want to replicate the Titanic experience, sans iceberg? How may trips does the ship owner expect will be needed to satisfy demand for this morbid excursion? Near, far, whoever you are, take that cruise... without me.
ReplyDelete... many, not may...
ReplyDeleteOy vey, Steve, I agree. This is the weirdest idea ever. But it would be great to have the boarding pass to sell on eBay.
ReplyDelete