Meet The Hexes

"Meet The Hexes": Just in time for Halloween, SJG-TV Productions brings you this delightful yet spooky romantic comedy about Mr. and Mrs. Hex, soon-to-be exes who, 15 minutes apart, bring their matching marital tsuris to Madam Ruth, that yenta with the gold-capped tooth, in search of a spell that will force each other to sign the divorce papers already. But Madam Ruth, a part-time sleuth, senses that these two are still in love and a lumpy mattress is the true source of their wedded strife and coziness deprivation. One sip of the potion Madam Ruth mixes up right there in her sink and the Hexes, in a trance-like state, bump into each other at the Nighty Nighty Store in search of a new Posturepedic. "What the eff are you doing here?" asks Mrs. Hex. "Eff if I know," says Mr. Hex. Just then, it’s lights out in the Nighty Nighty Store, a haunted mattress establishment run by sneaky yet hilariously well-meaning ghosts, who lock the Hexes in a storage room till they sort out their marital, not to mention, legal differences. Will the Hexes reunite in time to hand out candy to the neighborhood kiddies? Or will the spell backfire in such an epic way that they sue Madam Ruth for everything she's worth, and then some? Tune in tonight to find out. (SJG-TV, 9:21 p.m.)