Extreme Noshing

"Without the chocolate espresso beans, we never would've made it."

(Sherman Oaks) SJG-TV announces its latest stab at reality programming: "Extreme Noshing" highlights an extreme sport in which fearless people take their Chosen Snacks to very remote, dangerous locations and attempt to nibble on a handful of something altogether delish while dangling off a cliff, tightrope-walking between high-rises or illegally scaling the Hollywood Sign. According to the SJG, extreme noshing is "the latest danger sport that combines the thrills of extremely stupid outdoor activities with the satisfaction of munching a tasty treat before you potentially plotz." The SJG has personally selected the locations where "Extreme Noshing" will take place. "Not that I'd ever visit these locales, or God forbid attempt anything extreme myself, other than worrying myself sick, but imagine trying to fress on macadamia nuts while schlepping up Mount Sinai, toppling down the rapids in a canoe, or wrestling an angry mob of estranged relatives in the wilds of Woodland Hills." Each winner of the weekly extreme nosh-a-rama gets the honor and privilege of advancing to the World Extreme Noshing Competish, held at a dizzy-making high altitude somewhere so inconvenient, you can only get there by rocket. (Sundays at 8:35 p.m.)

"Oh no, I dropped my bagel bites. Can I get a do-over?"