I plan to read this to my future grandchildren. Nudge nudge.
And so, as Hanukkah winds down, and mine dreidel runs out of steam, metaphorically, take a guess how many times the SJG has lit the Menorah, including my first so-so attempt last Sunday?
1. Guess all you want. It's really none of your beeswax.
2. That's for me to know and you to never find out.
3. Once.
4. Twice if you include tonight, but then, can anyone know the future?
5. Seven.
I know, I know, this is one of my toughest quizzes. Take a moment to think about it. Really consider the options. Okay. Are you ready?
What's that? You were born ready? Me, too! If you guessed "once," then...
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