My gene pool last night
Oy, enough already with the shocks, foreshocks, aftershocks, internal shocks, psychological shocks, political shocks, any kind of shocks, in general. How many times must I tell you? The SJG isn't a fan of the shock. But then, is anyone? Does anyone wake up in the morning in the mood for a good shock? Let me do a quick survey of those in my family still talking to me. They're with me on this one. Embracing a shock doesn't come with the SJG gene pool. What about yours? Are your peeps up for anything? Please give us a call at SJG-Are-You-Serious-FM, and tell us... oh wait, excuse me, a call's coming in right now.
"Hellody! You're on the air."
"Cool, is this live?"
"No, it's pre-recorded to take out the boring bits."
"Oh."
"Kidding. So, let's talk shocks. You likey?"
"Me likey, big time. My family's always up for a major seismic disturbance."
"Well, you must've really enjoyed last night's 7.1 event."
"Did we ever! Really got the ol' adrenaline going. Woo hoo, bitches, what a ride. We were sad when it ended."
"That's not weird at all."
Panicky KCAL anchors during 7.1 shocker
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