Tuesday, April 28, 2020

The $64,000 Question

Dear SJG,
If you're not too busy, I'd like to ask you one, and only one question: When will this thing be over?
Air Hugs,
Losing Patience In Loma Linda
Dear Losing Patience,
You're in luck, I'm not all that busy, even with my impending Bubbehood. As I sit here on my tuchas, anticipating the all-consuming joy I'm on the verge of experiencing from a social distance with a nice mask upon my punim, I believe I've just arrived at a response that's Talmudic in nature, with a generous helping of Ben Starr thrown in for good measure.
Q: When will this thing be over?
A: It will be over when it's over.
You’re Welcome,
The SJG

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