Friday, July 18, 2014

If Only

"Woof, woof.  Woof, woof, woof."  Wouldn't that be wonderful?
Dear SJG,
What's with all the bad news?  Every time I turn on the TV, I find out the world is falling apart. Is this any way to start my day?
Thanks,
Frowny Face :(

Dear Frowny,
Listen, at least you're waking up in your own high-end Tempurpedic with a roof over your head.  Imagine waking up to find your fancy bed double-parked on Sunset Boulevard in rush hour traffic.  Sucky enough for you? Try to keep your perspective on things.  And, if it's any consolation, remember this:  The world has been falling apart since the beginning of time.
You're Welcome,
The SJG

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