Happiness On Thanksgiving, You Should Have

Today, the SJG wants you should fress to your heart's delight without gaining so much as an ounce.

Today, the SJG wants you should remember all the things you're grateful for, and keep the things you're ungrateful for to yourself, because we're tired of your negativity.

Today, the SJG wants you should hug your people and never let go, unless they claim near-suffocation, in which case, release your grip a bissel.

What I'm trying to say is this: Happy Thanksgiving to all my bitches...

... and all my boychicks, too.