Can You Spare A Chair?

From the SJG Dictionary:
spare a chair - 1.  a request for a chair after a brother realizes he doesn't have enough seating for the upcoming Father's Day brunch.
2.  a request for more than one chair.
3.  quotes:  "I'm coming by today to get the chairs." "I can't, I don't have a chair to spare." "Lies!" "Okay.  I have chairs.  But I can't spare all of them."  "You can and you will." "But -- "  "You heard me."  "But what will we sit on?" "Your normal chairs."  "And by normal you mean -- ?" "The ones that don't fit in my car."  "So... you want all the folding chairs?" "You got that right, sister."