Wednesday, June 19, 2013

How To Live Longer

1.  Don't read articles about how to live longer.
2.  Don't read articles about why left-handed people don't live as long as right-handed people.
3.  Don't read articles about why people who toss and turn at night don't live as long as great sleepers.
4.  Don't read articles about why people who worry obsessively don't live as long as carefree people.
5.  Don't read anything ever again.

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