On The First Day of Summer

On the first day of Summer
My true love gave to me
A bottle of Sea and Ski
On the second day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Two tanning beds
And a bottle of Sea and Ski
On the third day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Three flip flops
Two tanning beds
And a bottle of Sea and Ski

On the fourth day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Four calling cards
Three flip flops
Two tanning beds,
and a bottle of Sea and Ski
On the fifth day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Five onion rings,
Four calling cards,
Three flip flops,
Two tanning beds
And a bottle of Sea and Ski

On the sixth day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Six dogs-a-barking,
Five onion rings,
Four calling cards,
Three flip flops,
Two tanning beds
And a bottle of Sea and Ski
On the seventh day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Seven kids-a-whining,
Six dogs-a-barking
Five onion rings,
Four calling cards,
Three flip flops,
Two tanning beds,
And a bottle of Sea and Ski

On the eighth day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Eight yentas kvetching
Seven kids-a-whining
Six dogs-a-barking
Five onion rings,
Four calling cards,
Three flip flops,
Two tanning beds,
And a bottle of Sea and Ski.

On the ninth day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Nine ladies schlepping,
Eight yentas kvetching,
Seven kids-a-whining,
Six dogs-a-barking,
Five onion rings,
Four calling cards,
Three flip flops,
Two tanning beds,
And a bottle of Sea and Ski

On the tenth day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Ten shrinks prescribing,
Nine ladies schlepping,
Eight yentas kvetching,
Seven kids-a-whining,
Six dogs-a-barking
Five onion rings,
Four calling cards
Three flip flops,
Two tanning beds
And a bottle of Sea and Ski

On the eleventh day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Eleven spa appointments,
Ten shrinks prescribing,
Nine ladies schlepping,
Eight yentas kvetching,
Seven kids-a-whining,
Six dogs-a-barking,
Five onion rings,
Four calling cards,
Three flip flops,
Two tanning beds,
And a bottle of Sea and Ski

On the twelveth day of Summer
My true love gave to me
Twelve slummers slumming,

Eleven spa appointments,

Ten shrinks prescribing,

Nine ladies schlepping,

Eight yentas kvetching,

Seven kids-a-whining,

Six dogs-a-barking,

Five onion rings,

Four calling cards,

Three flip flops,

Two tanning beds,

And a bottle of Sea and Ski