Say What?

1.  Oy:   Reserved for mild frustration.  "Oy, I can't remember if I took my anti-depressant."
2.  Oy vey:  Mandatory for pre-panic.  "Oy vey, I can't remember if I left the stove on."
3.  Oy veysmere:  Excellent for self-flagellation.  "Oy veysmere, I'm such a porker."
4.  Oy freakin' gevalt:  Best uttered in the presence of animals:  "Oy freakin' gevalt, Dusty, what is it with you and cat poop?"
5.  Oy effin' vey:  When nothing else will suffice.  "Oy effin' vey, there's a squirrel in the kitchen."