You're So Invited

With the richness of tradition

and the promise of

fewer mortgages payments

we invite you to share

a special moment in our lives

when our Tuscan-style mini-mansion

with the solar panels

and the eco-friendly

bamboo flooring

celebrates its Bar Mitzvah.

To help us pay for all the expenses

we've incurred in the past 13 years

we welcome large sums of cash

checks, credit cards, and of course,

Israeli Bonds.

An elegant nosh will follow the ceremony.

So please, don't be a stranger.

Bring whatever you've got in the fridge,

stop by any time you like, we're home,

and help us celebrate this joyous event.

Black-tie optional
RSVP
with a hint
of how much
you're giving us.