Early this morning an insanely loud fire alarm was triggered for no apparent reason other than to make sure that you still had it in you to jump out of bed and follow instructions. Some of you did better than others. We refer you to a short Jewish guest who chose, unwisely, to take the opportunity to run into the lobby and perform a medley of songs from "Fiddler on the Roof: The Disco Version." As part of hotel protocol the San Francisco Fire Department arrived to assess her level of hot air, ability to hold a note and overall psychological state, which is questionable at best, even on a good day.
Fortunately the SJG was silenced and the non-existent fire was deemed a false alarm. We sincerely apologize for the disturbance. We assure you the SJG will not perform another selection from any of her favorite musicals in our lobby today. Thank God, she's leaving town shortly- see what we did there?
If you have any further questions and/or concerns, feel free to contact the SJG through her International Kugel Culinary Institute. And please, help yourself to a complimentary cup of coffee in our lobby. It's the least we can do. Actually, we could comp you a night's stay for robbing you of much-needed sleep, but we're running a business here.
Thank you,
The nice people at the front desk
What? When did that happen? I'm pretty sure I'm staying at the same hotel, because we had false fire alarm alert on the morning of the 17th August, but I haven't seen any girl dancing or singing. Did you reserve through Cheap hotels in San Francisco. If yes then the match is absolutely sure!
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