Mug by Deborah Wald of Kansas City
"Landed. We're early. See you soon."
"Stuck in traffic."
"I'll get my baggage. Don't worry."
"Literally not moving."
"Still on plane. Not sure what the issue is."
"Just hellish. This may take a while."
"Okay, luv. Don't worry. Still on plane."
"About to enter parking lot."
"Still on @#$%'n plane. Seriously?"
"I'm in the baggage area."
"45 minutes and counting."
"The sign says your bag will be at No. 4."
"Good thing I'm not claustrophobic. Ha Ha."
"Not sure about the luggage. Might be at 1 or 2."
"Bastards!"
"I got you water."
"We're getting off now."
"Yes!"
"See you soon."
In Kansas, we let you deplane as soon as you land. Hell, even before you get to the jet bridge, sometimes. We're chill like that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I felt that at the airport. I will treasure the chillness of Kansas till next time xo
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