Stunted

Dear SJG,
Every year I try out, and every year I get rejected from Stunt Woman Shul. What am I doing wrong?
Sincerely,
Downhearted Daredevil

Dear Downhearted,
Every year you write me, and every year I tell you the same thing. Stop bringing your personal injury attorney with you to the audition. It sends the wrong message.
You're Welcome,
The SJG