Fashion Ambush In Sherman Oaks

"Here's what I think of your ambush."

(Sherman Oaks) Listen, it pains us to tell you this, but not everyone can win Best Dressed at an Oscar viewing party. Sometimes you must settle for Worst Dressed. The Style Mavens of Sherman Oaks performed a much-needed fashion ambush on the SJG as she lounged couchside at her palatial estate. Color us disappointed. Caption this piece, "What was she thinking?" Call the people in charge of style violations. Last night, during the Oscar pre-show, we stopped by to shame and humiliate the SJG on her choices. "You promised us Versace, glitter and glam. You dangled Dorothy's rubber red slippers. You gave us bupkis, you gave us schmattas, you gave us indigestion." Her only defense: "Not everyone can pull a fashion miracle out of their tuchus. I get it. My schleppy and schlumpy look is polarizing. And the lighting in here doesn't do me any favors. But guess what? I don't give a kreplach what you people think. Who let you in, anyway? Your words have no power here. Be gone, before someone drops a casserole on you." Before we left, she did offer us a nice piece of Ina Garten's Turkey Sauage Lasagna, claiming she made it herself. But when it comes to the SJG, the jury's still out on her ability to tell the truth.