Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

The husband walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asks, "What kind of bra?" He repeats, "A Jewish bra. She says to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," says the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused, and a little flustered, the husband asks, "So, what are the differences?" The saleslady responds, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He muses on that information for a minute and says,"Hmm...I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?" "Ah, the Jewish bra," she replies, "makes mountains out of molehills." (Big thankie to Sandy Russell for sending this hilarity to me!)