Monday, December 9, 2019

Group Kvetch

It's easy to get caught up in the endless annoyances of the holiday season, don't you agree? There's just so much to bitch about, such as, why must people be so.... what's the word I'm searching for? Aw, yes. Human. Why can't they be more canine, like The Royal Rescue Pup of Questionable Lineage and love and accept everyone equally and never steal a parking spot, as long as they get a treat in return? If humans were more canine, there'd be nothing to complain about. Sadly, Darwin never told us how to make humans evolve into doggies, which is too bad. So, as we enter this angsty, costly, stressful time of year,  let's keep a sense of all things whine-worthy and count our kvetches, daily.
Pre-Kvetch Caffeination 

Let it out, people. Let. It. Out. How? I'm so glad you asked. Please join your loyal SJG for a special Group Kvetch live from Sherman Oaks, starting at 11 a.m. today. It's all part of Let's Kvetch America, my personal mission to help everyone unleash all their holiday howls so God forbid, you shouldn't end up in a padded cell.

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