Milk It While You Can

Let's face it, nobody knows how to milk her birthday better than the SJG. Here I am, a day before my birthday, which, if I haven't already told you, is today, wishing for something very special, kina hora, poo poo poo: "I wish that this year, unlike last year, and the year before that, Blakey finally barks out Happy Birthday, just like I've spent many hours teaching him to do."

I may have to wait another year, maybe two, till the lessons kick in.