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(Sherman Oaks) Welcome to SJG Such A Mensch Staffing Agency, your gateway to the finest mensches in your area. We take pride in providing a mensch for all your needs, and we do mean all. Why hire a schlepper, a no-goodnik, or a nar, when you can employ Such A Mensch, instead? Need a last-minute mitzvah? Someone who's happy for you just because? Someone who's there for you and no one else? Someone who listens while you kvetch? Never interrupts? Brags about you on cue? Hire one of our highly-qualified mensches and if you're not satisfied, there's something seriously wrong with you, and we say that with love. Here at Such A Mensch, we're dedicated to finding you the most compassionate and attractive humans you'll ever meet.

And all you have to do is cough up the gelt to get them! No one has to know that the cute mensch you brought to Shabbat dinner charges by the hour. No one has to know that the millennial mensch you're passing off as your "new business partner" is only there to make you seem young and hip. SJG Such A Mensch won't tell a soul. We're 100 percent trustworthy, unless we've had a little too much to drink, then all bets are off. The fact that you're paying for companionship (wink wink), expertise and excellent optics is strictly hush-hush. Listen, if it makes you feel good, and your check clears, that's really all that matters, right? So give us a call, send us a text or stop by our palatial suburban offices, where the coffee is free but the empathy costs extra.