There'll Be No Blog Tonight

None of your beeswax, bitches.

There'll be no blog tonight, no, no
The humor won't sound right
The universe is being impolite
And I can't blog tonight, don't make me
No, I can't blog tonight

I guess I'm just a Jew
Who's short and so confused
I'm wondering why this must continue
And all I can act is blue, I really mean it
No, no Merlot will do

There'll be no blog tonight, no, no

The humor won't sound right

The universe is being impolite

And I can't blog tonight, don't make me

No, I can't blog tonight

(apologies to Phoebe Snow: forgive me, Phoebe)