Black Friday SJG Steals & Deals

SJG Black Friday Sale

Let's face it, those eight nights of Hannukah are a real bitch, gift-wise. Every year, you run out of ideas. After the fourth night, your generosity dips to a new low. Your urge to give gives-out. Your kids, or God willing, grandkids, your nieces and nephews -- the delightful offspring of siblings you're still talking to, or at least emailing with -- are a difficult bunch to please.

Relax. The SJG is here for you. In honor of Black Friday, for the first time ever, the sporadically-acclaimed international blogging sensation will offer her devoted readers a pricey, high-end collection of misguided mishegas, miscellaneous maladies and maternal madness, at a HUGE discount. Buy one big box of crazy and get a second one for free. Today only! What are you waiting for? The line is already around the block. The smart people camped out last night. Hot kugel and coffee for the best-behaved shoppers who don't shove, trample or tackle anyone on the way to the sale table. Supplies are limited. Hurry up, slow poke. You need this more than you know.