Waitress: "I'm so sorry, but your shrimp tacos have been compromised."
SJG: "Oh. Okay. What does that mean, exactly?"
Waitress: "Well, it seems that... the plate with your shrimp tacos fell on the floor."
SJG: "Oy gevalt."
Waitress: "It'll just take a few minutes to make you a new plate."
SJG: "Hey, it's fine. It's not like my personal info's been compromised, God forbid."
Waitress: "Be right back with your order."
SJG: "I'm not going anywhere."
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